“Lessons Aesop Never Taught”, or Why You Shouldn’t Do Mad Libs While You’re Tired

And the moral of the story is…

  • Two penises don’t make a guitar.
  • Never eat with yetis.
  • Piss while you’re ahead.
  • One mauve homosexual deserves another.
  • A gassy nihilist spoils the whole barrel.
  • The early dove catches the plasma screen television.
  • Slow and steady wins the breasticle.
  • A Pringle a day keeps David Arquette away.
  • Bonobos of a feather ire together.
  • You can bring a swallow to water, but you can’t make it fuck.

Thanks, Eduplace!

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